Sunday, 9 January 2011


Sometimes, God listens. Not because certain prayers are more worthy or certain persons more pure, but because he is bored. Occasionally, God tunes into the human race and decides it might be funny to interfere.

Most of God’s action or inaction can be blamed on absenteeism or boredom. New species discovered in the Amazon? God got bored and made a new one. One of his particularly favourite tricks is to hide all the pandas to make everyone think they are endangered.

In fact, there are thousands hidden in a small rift in time. It’s just that no scientist has ever dared suggest having a, “proper good look” instead of setting up a complex, costly breeding programme.

P.S: In the interest of racial equality, I have made God green in this picture. The little green men of this planet are highly overlooked.

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