Sunday 13 March 2011

Sixty Six: OMG DIVINE INTERVENTION lol

The dust from the explosion floated nebulously in the midnight blue of space; a compacted cloud of elements drifting in slow motion since The Event (whereby a curious disorder in the universe had caused a spontaneous cosmic combustion). From Earth, the people watched, gazing into the sky at this sudden light show.

In space, the dust drifted and the clouds parted. The light brightened and from somewhere in the universe a voice spoke, reaching earth and echoing through the ages.

It said, "GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO AND DO SOMETHING."

The world rippled with excitement as millions ecstatically updated their twitter accounts.

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