Things What I Have Learnt:
1) Live uninsulated. That means without that stuff in the roof, or jumpers. And you got to take that bubble wrap off your mum makes you wear.
2) Keep a diary. At least this way there's some kind of way to keep track of all the bodies
3) Put milk in first, not like what the Queen does.
4) Always always wipe mud off your shoes. My mum proper hates this and once she proper bit me ear off (I mean actually really did)
5) Two ears are better than one so don't let your mum bite one off